In other news, it must be a slow news day

Mayer's A-List Ex's.

Puh-lease.

That's the headlining story for that msn news thing that pops up whenever you sign in. Seriously, why????

I like reading about John Mayer, I really do. But this is just pathetic. Definitely, slow news day.

But anyways, to fuel my curiosity mixed with annoyance, I open the link, and find a slideshow.

The first two pictures are of Jennifer Love Hewitt, fine, okay, fair enough. They did go out for a while, that's a legitimate claim. The next picture, is of Heidi Klum.

Gah, I remember those Heidi Klum rumours. It was when he was in Australia a few years back and they went to go eat together, but they did not " go out" as such, which begins to confirm my theory that these people really had NO OTHER INANE CELEBRITY GOSSIP TO DISCUSS...so they resort to this.

But.

It only goes downhill from there. The next few pictures (and yes, there's more than two) are of Jessica Simpson. Personally, I like the lady, I think she's really talented and pretty and I was really happy for her and John when they were going out, but showing various pictures of her, to fill up some crappy 7 picture slide show, is desperate.

The final picture, is of Cameron Diaz...who, isn't even dating John Mayer, all they allege is that they went to dinner recently. WOW.

What a fantastic string of A list Ex's John Mayer had. *sarcasm* Two women who were only claims and two that he actually did date. What a womaniser, that John Mayer, ya know??

Obsession, much?

Never before has a black cloud looked so beautiful,
Standing artistically like that.
Out of the corner of my eye,
You make an appearance,
and my heart leaps for joy.

Another encounter.

Another chance to show you how much,
I can make this worth your while.
Hopefully I can hide the fact that,
your presense made me shiver
just a little,
once you were gone.

Just speak.
Let me hear you say
"I like that,"
once again.

4:44pm

Four forty-four pm
at the end of winter,
I feel so at home.

Drenched in angels,
streaming through the stratosphere,
and into my heart.

Lala land has recreated it's front doors,
and opened up for me,
in the form of glowing orange,
leaping out from the hardened sky.

Everything for once,
Seems okay,
In the warmth,
the fire,
and the calmness in this fury.

While I just sit and stare at you...

Call an optimist, she's turning blue. Such a lovely colour for you.


This song goes 'boom-boom-boom-boom-boom'.
With grasshopper noises at the end for a nice touch.
Not so much a boom though. Maybe a 'da-da-da-da-da'?
It puts me into a trance. Not like trance music however.

(I shouldn't of done that.)
:-

Call an optimist,
I'm turning blue.

Oh...

Today's a very special day,
The boys will murder for it,
But what will the neighbours say?
It leaves you feeling pretty hollow...

When I analysed this song I only ever really saw what I wanted to see.
I'm doing it again (but in a different way...)

Let's play a game...